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SILLY FILES 2

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, except your (and our) amusement, Urban Cinefile’s contributor, BRAD GREEN, has again devised some mildly amusing, mind bending lists, a sort of Sillyfile; please take a moment to release some endorphins as Brad anagrams his way through the stars, and even has Shakespeare re-write some famous lines from modern movies: can you pick this one - "Dost thou feel fortune favours thee or dost thou not feel fortune favours thee? That is the question, knave."

CINEFILE ANAGRAMS
(true identities below)

  1. Subtle Yarn Kick (director)
  2. Mr So-Cutie (actor)
  3. Iconic Naked Mortal (actor)
  4. Drew in a Style (producer)
  5. Warm Soviet Flourish (film title)
  6. If Tunes Do So Much (film title)
  7. Genuine Class (actor)
  8. Dream Bringing (actor)
  9. On Any Screen (actor)
  10. Old West Action (actor)
  11. ID: O', He Run a Trustier Web Land (local hero)

IDENTITIES

  1. Stanley Kubrick
  2. Tom Cruise
  3. Actor Nicole Kidman
  4. Walter Disney
  5. From Russia with Love
  6. The Sound of Music
  7. Alec Guinness
  8. Ingrid Bergman
  9. Sean Connery
  10. Clint Eastwood
  11. Andrew Luis Urban

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SHAKESPEARE IN LIST

Possible excerpts of dialogue if these films had been scripted by The Bard
(See below for the more prosaic versions)

Dirty Harry
Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood):
"Dost thou feel fortune favours thee or dost thou not feel fortune favours thee? That is the question, knave."

Sudden Impact
Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood):
"Proceed, create the finest feature of mine sunlight hours."

Apocalypse Now
Lt. Col. Kilgore: (Robert Duvall):
"I cherish the redolence of conflagration upon the dawn."

A Few Good Men
Col. Jessep (Jack Nicholson):
"Thou art not of the manor born to endure verity."

Casablanca
Rick (Humphrey Bogart):
"Louis, methinks this be the inchoation of a pulchritudinous partnership."

Star Wars
Obi-wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness):
"The Esoteric Energy shalt accompany thou, evermore."

Love Story
Jenny Cavilleri (Ali MacGraw):
"The most tender matter of the heart denotes not once having to utter that thou art remorseful."

Patton
General Patton (George C. Scott):
"… no offspring of illegitimate intimacy hath ever delivered victory in battle by perishing for his kingdom."

Gone with the Wind
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable):
"Verily, mine dearest, it doth not concern me a curse."

Pulp Fiction
Jules (Samuel L. Jackson):
"O, I do beg that thou accepts my contrition. Didst I attenuate thine attention?"

THE REAL THING

  1. "You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
  2. "Go ahead, make my day."
  3. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
  4. "You can’t handle the truth."
  5. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
  6. "The Force will be with you, always."
  7. "Love means never having to say you’re sorry."
  8. "… no bastard ever won a war by giving his life for his country."
  9. "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn."
  10. "Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration."

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In the past, we have called them Silly Lists, but wait…
"It has been suggested to me," says Brad, "that these lists could do with a snazzier moniker than ‘Silly Lists’. Well, ‘silly is as silly does’, but the suggestion has inspired another list of its own."

(UN?)LIKELY LABELS FOR THE LISTS

  1. Twisted Lists
  2. Swindler’s Lists
  3. Lists are Beautiful
  4. Close Encounters of the List Kind
  5. A List-full of Bollocks
  6. No Fillers in the Lists
  7. The X-Lists
  8. Lists in Space
  9. It’s a Wonderful List
  10. More Lists than Misses

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Stanley Kubrick


Tom Cruise


Nicole Kidman


Sean Connery


ClintEastwood


Bogie & Ingrid Bergman


Andrew L. Urban

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