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SILLY FILES 3

If you havenít caught our Silly Lists/Urban Sillyfile yet, hereís your chance. Donít ask why we do this, just go with the flow. For one thing, it gives BRAD GREEN something to do during Sunday mass. This week, the anagrams are followed by taglines for movies written by copywriting cowboys who havenít seen the film.† Look for the Star Wars tagÖ.

CINEFILE ANAGRAMS 2

(true identities below)

  1. Really Shy Then Warm (film title)
  2. Bad Ďní Nicely Done (film title)
  3. Occasional Nude Income (actor/pop-star)
  4. Script: He Ever Hero (actor)
  5. Her Men Collapse (actor/model)
  6. Do "Annie" Take (actor)
  7. Iím Star Event (actor)
  8. Iím Rude, Hyped (actor)
  9. Ideal Sinewy Lad (actor)
  10. . Chose Star (awards)
  11. . Oí, Nice Raw Fan-Game List (sequel caption)

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1. When Harry Met Sally
2. Bonnie and Clyde
3. Madonna Louise Ciccone
4. Christopher Reeve
5. Elle Macpherson
6. Diane Keaton
7. Steve Martin
8. Eddie Murphy
9. Daniel Day-Lewis
10. The Oscars
11. Cinefile Anagrams (Two)

SHOCKING SYNOPSES & TERRIBLE TAGLINES

From the pen of a copywriter who hadnít seen the films . . . but made a stab from the titles:

  1. The Wizard of Oz: Itís David Copperfield meets Paul Hogan in this delightful tale of a mystical magician from Down Under.
  2. Dances With Wolves: Howling harmonies and funky foxtrots abound in this feature film version of Andrew Lloyd-Webberís spectacular follow up to "Cats".
  3. The Story of O: "The letter for today is ĎOí" proclaims Big Bird as Sesame Street hits the big screen. An entertaining and educational treat for the littlies.
  4. The X-Files: Mysteriously, the sequel to "The Story of O" features the letter "X". Big Birdís new friend Fox Mulder believes a conspiracy may be afoot as he searches for the missing "P,Q,R,S,T,U,V and W", but then he also believes in the Snuffalupogas.
  5. Sex, Lies and Videotape: All is finally revealed in the film the White House desperately tried to ban.
  6. Porkys: A fascinating feature documentary about historyís most celebrated liars from Pinocchio to presidents.
  7. Star Wars: Hollywoodís premier actors battle it out in the courtroom of Judge Judy.
  8. Dr Dolittle: The languorous "adventures" of a physician who makes Rip Van Winkle look like an insomniac.
  9. Kramer v Kramer: "Seinfeld" comes to the big screen, but itís Kramer who steals the show. In exchange for a mad scientistís automated back scratcher he agrees to participate in an unofficial cloning experiment. When the clone turns out to be an evil genius it is only the original Kramer who can read his mind and save the day.
  10. . Night of the Living Dead: We join a packed Wembley Stadium as 50,000 screaming geriatric groupies welcome the Strolling Bones . . . er Rolling Stones to the stage in this rock concert feature.

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