"A simple jug of beer. If it makes people feel invincible, it might just make a
ghost feel visible."
"I’d just hit it with everything I could find, get it good and drunk, capture
the bugger on video and join a circus sideshow."
"Coffee; in case of a hard night on the town we wouldn’t want him to be three
sheets to the wind."
"Zombies and Bloody Marys all round of course! Nothing mellows out a gathering of
"Bloody Mary – that way we could keep track of it’s whereabouts
…just follow or run from that floating red liquid!"
"A Martini…sh-sh-shaken, not stirred."
"Nice ghost: cup of Earl Grey tea and a chat. Scary ghost: a cup of what’s in
"Non-filtered fresh Sydney’s tap water – to really scare the s**t out of
"Sunsilk shampoo - to give it some body."
"A Sprite. Image is nothing. Cursed is everything."
"A Harvey Wallbanger…If I can’t see the ghost at least I might hear
"Heartstarter….for obvious reasons."
"A whisky to keep his spirits up."